There it was. Staring me straight in the face. I took of my bra and it revealed itself.
The first pregnancy stretch mark.
Nestled right at the top of the book near my arm pit, all shiny and new. You sneaky bastard.
I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner to be honest, the girls have grown from a 34DD to a 36FF in the past 4 months, that's some impressive growth right there.
I use bio oil daily but I expect my growing belly will soon follow my boobs and betray me, leaving me with brand new tiger stripes.
I already have plenty on my thighs, bum and hips from puberty so they'll have plenty of company.
Good growing little guy
Yeah, hate to break it to you but they get even bigger with breastfeeding. Seriously, it's gross. Mine are in the F/G range. Consider stretch marks to be war wounds. ;)
ReplyDeleteI dread the boob growth I'm GG already...... I won't be able to walk they will be weighing me down.
ReplyDeleteStretch marks are your pregnancy scars hun, wear them with pride xx