Happy V day little guy!
Other, light hearted, things I miss;
1) My vulva. I haven't seen her for weeks, I'm sure she's still there albeit very untamed. (Edited for nurse Rieckmann:) )
2) My legs sans cellulite
3) Being able to leave the house without wearing a panty liner.
4) Lazy sex. My hips and back are painful, once I'm laid down try to avoid getting up if I can. Lazy missionary sex has been very good so far, now the little one is just too big to allow this to happen. Nothing stops the throws of passion quicker than baby B giving dad a swift kick after mounting...
5) Steak. Anything other than rare is a waste
6) Baileys. Ok not yet, but Christmas without Baileys is unheard of!
7) The normal colour of my nipples. I don't remember what colour they were before pregnancy?!
8) Sleeping on my back without the fear striking
9) Being able to watch TV without bursting into tears at something completely bizarre like a toothpaste advert
10) A grande Starbucks coffee of any sort - the higher caffeine content the better
11) Having fully functioning nostrils
Yay! Wow, can't believe how time has flown!
ReplyDelete1) ahem, do you regularly look at your vagina? Or do you mean your crotch and not the specific muscular birth canal. 😜
3) wait until you have to wear massive pads after birth to catch the bleeding ... No tampons allowed.
1) that was supposed to be a smiley at the end! F'n ipad.
ReplyDelete7) don't worry about the color of your nipples. If you breastfeed he'll be on your boob so much you won't care about your nipples. :P
Haha, no I suppose I don't mean my birth canal. I should change this to 'vulva' to be anatomically correct ;)
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