I'm 25 and I'm facing the next 50-60 years and never having a child, I'm facing disappointing my husband every Fathers Day and having to go through Holiday after holiday of my spare room remaining as empty as I feel.
Don't you dare, for one minute, tell me you feel sad because you can't see your feet, miss alcohol, want to go out on the town, buy a new car, dye your hair or my personal favourite "you're so lucky you're going on holiday, we cant because were saving for the baby, it depresses me!" and god forbid you get everything that NATURALLY COMES ALONG WITH PREGNANCY?!!
Fuck off. Forever.
If they can't remind themselves verbally how lucky they are, I'll certainly help reminding them physically ;)
ReplyDelete